Perhaps the most terrifying children's song ever produced

"Give Me An Ax"

I was very close to ordering the 'numb old woman'...

... but decided instead to stick with eggs and tofu.

Jingdi Meilongzhen, Shenzhen.

Harmonious number automatic ticket office

Guangzhou East Railway Station, Guangzhou.

Eating frog is like eating little cooked Smurfs

Eating really really tasty cooked Smurfs.

Nanshan, Shenzhen.

The Mustache

Dennis Gage of My Classic Car. Shanghai Automotive Show.

That's one use for chopsticks

A man in Zhengzhou was caught stealing an iPhone from a woman bicyclist. He used only chopsticks to pull off this feat. He later turned himself in. Claimed he was doing this in order to support his 12 year-old child. Sad. 

My water came with pH test strips

This is a first. I'm interested to see the pH level of my water. Water brand: Nongfu Spring.

Yes, dogs wearing pantyhose is a thing in China

I started seeing Chinese friends in my WeChat stream last week posting photos of dogs in pantyhose (which included the above photo). Now an explanation of this strange meme from Kotaku:

According to Chinese site Sina, "bored" people on Weibo started the meme. Apparently, Weibo user Ulatang, who noted that the pets rolled their eyes after getting dressed in pantyhose, uploaded the first "dogs wearing pantyhose" pic (above). That image has been commented on over 16,000 times in China.

And, of course, many more pics from other folks followed.

 I will definitely not be putting children's pantyhose on my cats any time soon.

Attack of the Crocs

They're alive and very, very hungry. Beijing Capital Airport, Beijing.

A beauty of a Buick

I'd drive it, happily. Silk Market, Yonganli, Beijing.

Strange English of the Day: Don't Take Your Horse Virus Challenge My Password

Meters/bonwe. Chunxi Road, Chengdu.

Chengdu Day 1: "Wide Alley"

Renovated ancient streets and strange menu items. Kuanzhai Xiangzi, Chengdu, Sichuan.

Run!!!

T-Rex, Dinosaur Park, Window of the World Theme Park, Nanshan, Shenzhen.

This is something I expect to see in a bar, not in one of Shenzhen's nicest malls

KK Mall. Luohu, Shenzhen.

Store Name of the Day: Smacky Glam

Coco Park Mall, Futian, Shenzhen.