How have I not found THIS before? I can't even imagine how much better my Chinese would be right now if I have found Sexy Mandarin a year ago. Case in point:
Below is a photo of their homepage. The best quote? "A memorable experience is guaranteed with our qualified Mandarin teachers." How can you say 'no' to that?
If you're still not convinced, I'll leave you wtih one final video. Just don't try to contact me the next few days. I have a lot of learning to do.
Update: I just checked out the 'teachers' homepage. I'm definitely switching schools.