Looking for people shaking their phones...

I addition to 陌陌, I downloaded WeChat this week. This is the English name of 微信 (Weixin). One of the more interesting features of this social networking app is... well, the below screenshot is pretty self explanatory. I tried it, but all that came up were other guys shaking their phones. I'll try it again tonight and see if anything different happens.

US guard at Guangzhou American Consulate pleads guilty

Wow. From CNN:

According to a court proffer, Bryan Underwood had lost a significant amount of money in the stock market and hoped to make between $3 million and $5 million by supplying classified photos and information to China's Ministry of State Security.

I was just at the Guangzhou US Consulate in June to get extra pages in my passport. So what was his plan for originally contacting Chinese government officials? 

In the court proffer signed by Underwood, he admitted writing a letter last year addressed to the Chinese Ministry of State Security. "I know I have information and skills that would be beneficial to your offices (sic) goals," Underwood wrote. "And I know your office can assist me in my financial endeavors."
Underwood tried to deliver the letter to China's Ministry of State Security (MSS) but a guard turned him away and would not accept the letter. According to court documents, Underwood then "left the letter in the open in his apartment hoping that the MSS would find it. He believed the MSS routinely conducted searches of apartments occupied by Americans."

This may be the strangest English name I've come across in China

Fertilizer

On advice from a Chinese friend, I downloaded a new social app called 陌陌 (MoMo), which is pictured on the right. Like other current Chinese social apps (QQ, WeChat) this app displays all the users in close proximity to yourself. As we were driving around I started checking out who was close by. That's when I came upon the below. I know a Pasta (a student from my teaching days in Beijing) and two days ago I met a Pizza. But I've never met a Fertilizer. 

Today's Big Stories for August 30, 2012

Mining accident, European debt, BYD in trouble, and China in Egypt

1. Death toll rises in China coal mine blast

The death toll from a gas blast at a coal mine in the southwestern Chinese province of Sichuan rose to 19, with 28 miners still trapped underground, according to the local city government. A total of 154 miners were working underground when the accident occurred Wednesday at around 6 p.m. at Xiaojiawan Coal Mine, according to Panzhihua city's official account on Sina Weibo, China's equivalent of Twitter.

2. China's Wen calls for action on Europe debt

Expressing alarm at Europe's debt problems, Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao called on Greece, Spain and Italy to embrace budget cuts and get their finances in order after meeting Thursday with visiting German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

1. BYD predicts dismal Q3 results

But the carmaker that used to own the country's best selling model F3 sedan has been outstripped by its peers in the Chinese market, despite only a total 9.6
million vehicles being sold in China in the first half, representing a 14-year low of 2.9 percent year-on-year expansion, according to the China Association of Automobile Manufacturers. Great Wall Motor Co on Friday said its first-half net profit rose 29.9 percent to 2.4 billion yuan from 1.8 billion yuan a year earlier after selling an aggregated 262,018 vehicles during the period. Geely Automobile Holdings Ltd, another Hong Kong-listed carmaker, reported last week that its first-half net profit rose 8.7 percent this year, following sales of a total of 222,390 units both at home and abroad, up about 4 percent from a year earlier.

4. Chinese firms brave uncertainty in Egypt to gain a foothold in the Middle East

The Chinese are attracted to Egypt’s massive market for cheap consumer goods and an expansive and relatively cheap labor force. Egypt’s large number of preferential trade agreements with Europe, Africa and the Middle East, along with the Suez Canal, one of the world’s most important waterways, also make it a prime location, said Chen Lin, the commercial counselor at the Chinese Embassy in Egypt.

5. Analysis: China's aircraft carrier: In name only

Retired Major General Luo Yuan suggested naming China's new aircraft carrier Diaoyu, after the Diaoyu islands in the East China Sea. It would demonstrate China's sovereignty over the islands known as the Senkakus in Japanese, he said. For a notable hardliner, it was one of the least bellicose reactions he has advocated throughout a series of territorial rows that have soured China's ties with its neighbors in recent months.

China's mysterious body doubles

Slate reports on the often rumored use of body doubles in criminal cases:

The practice of hiring “body doubles” or “stand-ins” is well-documented by official Chinese media. In 2009, a hospital president who caused a deadly traffic accident hired an employee’s father to “confess” and serve as his stand-in. A company chairman is currently charged with allegedly arranging criminal substitutes for the executives of two other companies. In another case, after hitting and killing a motorcyclist, a man driving without a license hired a substitute for roughly $8,000. The owner of a demolition company that illegally demolished a home earlier this year hired a destitute man, who made his living scavenging in the rubble of razed homes, and promised him $31 for each day the “body double” spent in jail. In China, the practice is so common that there is even a term for it: ding zuiDing means “substitute,” and zui means “crime”; in other words, “substitute criminal.”

This does have some relevance right now but I'll let you find out why on your own. 

Yep

Bill Nye on creationism:

And I say to the grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your... your world that’s completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that’s fine, but don’t make your kids do it because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can... we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems.

I gave in and tried McDonalds' new black and white burgers

Verdict: You should give in too.

A week ago I saw the below advertisement upon my return to Shenzhen. My interest was pipped. What was this crazy concoction? 

Well I finally gave in and 15 minutes later the delivery man was at my door with a box of freshly prepared black and white burgers. 

To my surprise, the contents of each burger was unique. The black burger was a hamburger topped with onions and a sweat sauce. The white burger was actually chicken. 

I'm not embarrassed to say (okay, I'm a little embarrassed to say) I really liked them, especially the black burger. I have no idea the reason for their existence, but the set complimented each other well; while the toppings may have been applied with little delicacy and finess, each burger was distinct and tasted great. 

Not sure how long this item will stay on the menu, so try it while you can.

Today's Big Stories for August 29, 2012

Violence against the Japanese ambassador, stocks drop, Lincoln expands, and China is aiming for the moon. 

1. Japan demands investigation into attack on ambassador's car in China

Beijing apologized for the embarrassing incident on Monday, in which an unidentified man ripped the Japanese flag from the ambassador’s car amid rising tensions over disputed islands in the East China Sea.

2. China stocks drop to 2009 low as Air China profits fall

Air China, the nation’s largest international carrier, sank to its lowest level since March 2009, while Zhongjin Gold, the third-largest bullion producer by market value, retreated 2.3 percent. FAW Car Co. (000800), which makes passenger cars with Volkswagen AG, declined for a seventh day as the company reported a six- month loss. Shanghai Chaori Solar Energy Science & Technology Co. rose 6.4 percent after Japan imported more solar products.

3. Lincoln Is Heading To China

Ford CEO Alan Mulally used an event Tuesday in Beijing to announce plans to start selling the brand in China in the second half of 2014. The announcement is significant because it makes Lincoln an international brand.

4. China eyes next lunar landing as US scales back

But experts say that China, which as recently as the 1980s was focused solely on developing satellites, is the closest to landing an astronaut on the moon. Beijing launched its manned space programme in 1999 and has developed rapidly since, sending its first astronaut into space in 2003 and completing a space walk in 2008.
This year, it conducted its first manned space docking -- the latest step towards setting up a space station -- during a mission that included its first woman in space. In its last white paper on space, China said it was working towards landing a man on the moon -- a feat so far only achieved by the United States, most recently in 1972 -- although it did not give a time frame