Was I just molested by a Shanghai taxi driver?

He asks me if I have a wife and I say no. He then some something about girlfriends and sex and etc... I didn't understand. He said it again. "Wife... girlfriends... sex..." I said I still wasn't too clear what he was saying. The driver then proceeded to poke my crotch.

I left the taxi 30 seconds later upon arriving at the metro station.

Preparing for Korea. Here we come.

In anticipation of arriving in Seoul in a few days, I have embedded two videos below featuring the North Korean army (after all, their missiles are pointed at where I'll be). The first is what I want to believe is happening across the border. The second contains amazing footage but is a little more sinister. It's a lesson in how audio affects our visual understanding of the same scene.